Damn Funny.

Thank you James Chua for giving me this kind of bullshit.
This bullshit is worth reading.
If you dont enjoy or laugh when reading this , you can go kill yourself.


Murid VS Cikgu

Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.

Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?

Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!

Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.

Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!

Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?

Murid : Faham, cikgu!

Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.

Murid : (senyap)

Cikgu : Pandai!

Murid : Bodoh!

Cikgu : Tinggi!

Murid : Rendah!

Cikgu : Jauh!

Murid : Dekat!

Cikgu : Keadilan!

Murid : UMNO!

Cikgu : Salah!

Murid : Betul!

Cikgu : Bodoh!

Murid : Pandai!

Cikgu : Bukan!

Murid : Ya!

Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!

Murid : Oh Hamba!

Cikgu : Dengar ini!

Murid : Dengar itu!

Cikgu : Diam!

Murid : Bising!

Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!

Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!

Cikgu : Mati aku!

Murid : Hidup kami!

Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!

Murid : Akar lama tak tau!

Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!

Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!

Cikgu : Kamu gila!

Murid : Kami siuman!

Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!

Murid : Kurang! Kurang!

Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!

Murid : Belum! Belum!

Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?

Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!

Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!

Murid : Oh! Mengalah!

Cikgu : Kurang ajar!

Murid : Cukup ajar!

Cikgu : Habis aku!

Murid : Kekal kami!

Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!

Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!

Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!

Murid : Belum, pandai!

Cikgu : Berdiri!

Murid : Duduk!

Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!

Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!

Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!

Murid : Cerdik kami tu!

Cikgu : Rosak!

Murid : Baik!

Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!

Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)


Hm..When you are reading this , I bet you are like wth?
Its ok.

Btw listen to Shu Neng Sheng Qiao by Lin JJ. (Obviously) :D
Addicted.

FMR,
James Chong

I'm Lost In Your Mind

I'm hurt. Technically.

Gan's Birthday.

Updated.


It's my twin's birthday. Like wth? From the side , we look DAMN alike. But from the front , we don't. Face it Joey and Nic. -.-

Anyway , when I was about to log off my msn , Gan , Nic , and Joey added me in a convo. Then..
Im invited to go to Neway in OU with the SAS GANG. LOL. (Not expected)
So , I actually went.

YES PEOPLE I WENT TO A PLACE WITH A GROUP OF STRANGERS EXCLUDING THE 3 WHICH I KNOW.

*GASP*

They're good people. Lol. :D

I made new friends , Duck and Xin You and Cha. Lol.

Cha looks weird in the picture. But oh well. :P (Sorry) lol.

Joey, Cha , James , Duck ( I donno why they call him that) , Xin You , Nicole.

The one on the most right is Gan. -.- We dont look alike right? lol.

Lalalala. :D

James , Duck , Xin You , Gan , Nicole , Joey.

James , Duck , Xin You + Gan.

Happy Birthday Gan. and to everyone that I missed.
Sorry for not updating lately ,
Got some "stuff" to do.
lol.
Hint*dota*hint*cabal*hint*

Forgive my randomness,
James Chong

Shalala.

LOL. Pmr is over. Reading this three words over and over again is annoying.
So , I will not say these 3 words again. :D

I'm not gonna blog about post-pmr celebrations cause you wont wanna know anyways.
If you want to check out your answers for pmr , I have a website.

DISCLAIMER : This is not 100% accurate and I am not responsible for "anything" that happens. :/

http://forums.asiasoftsea.net/showthread.php?t=697698

So, if you do not have the guts , dont do it. You will destroy your holidays. =D

Oh well.
Going CC with friends tmr. lol.
Bye. :D

:DDDD

Weeeeeeeeeeeee. Pmr is a day away and Im blogging.
Mooncake festival. Burnt a paper as celebration.
Wth. :D
Bye. lol.

Cant post anything , Justaguy , Weehee , and dude?
Too bad.
Go get a new hobby.
Lifeless lowlife people.

Happy Birthday Mommy.

I know its late. And PMR is coming in 14 days.
So , I would make this short.

We went to a restaurant. And it was exceptionally delicious. Well , thats why I would blog about it. The food was unique , yet delicious.

This is our first dish. Three stories. Each connected with a wine cup.
Its actually sticked together. (Of course)

Sorry for the non halal picture , my muslim friends. This is Roasted Pork. Well , too delicious. :)
This is the fish. Quite expected taste.

This is the prawns. Wow , I had 3 of these.

This looks cool. And nice. lol.

The cheong sau min.
Due to chinese tradition , this dish simbolizes longivity.
(Which most chinese people want.)
Note : Not to be kiasi. :)

Cakes here. :D

Mommy. And my brother.

Sister in law. And mom.

Thats Zhi Yin. My brother is carrying her. So cute. :)

Hola. Happy Family.
You haven seen my other family members. It can fit a whole bus.

Bye.
Happy Belated Birthday Mom.
My mom is not gonna read this anyways.

Forgive my randomness,
James Chong

Dead Blog Revival.

Nice lah. My blog is so dead. Now , the James is gonna revive it.
Ugh. I hate it.

Well. You should know the reason I dont blog so often nowadays. Of course. The main reason is exams. Even if I do on the computer, I would be chatting with my friends , or playing Plock on Facebook. ( Bloody addictive game.) So , considering that I have some extra time in my hands , I would now blog. ( Which I am now)


Look at me.
Im dead. So , using the sepia effect would be perfect.
Everytime I look at my book. I would lean onto it. And play with my phone.
When my phone is out of battery , I would walk towards this thing I'm typing on now to play Plock. And when my laptop is out of bounds ( you should know what I mean) , I would try to study. But nothing goes in.

So , let the "kiasu" brainwash commence.

TIPS ON HOW TO STUDY LIKE A KIASU.
1) Lock yourself in a room.
2) Put your phone , computer , MP3/MP4/Ipod or any other electronic devices OUTSIDE the room.
3) Open up your book at start reading.
4) If do not have the mood , think of others who are studying. You must be thinking , " Shit, if I dont study , other ppl will beat me this term." This is automatically enhance your revision efficiency. For instance , I myself think of how Pavi , William , or Jess or Qilin would beat me if I dont study.
5) Get some rest. I did not get much rest for the 1st trials. I was sleepy , thus making alot of stupid careless mistakes. Hence , the crappy results.
6) Do not drink coffee. It kills your brain. Ive been drinking alot and I died. (not literally.)

Forgive my randomness,
James Chong